All Jokes are kept in their original language
Alle Witze sind in der Originalsprache gehalten
| Q: What goes BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB?
A: A bee stuck to a yo-yo. |
| Teacher: What did Robert the Bruce do after watching the spider climbing
up and down?
Girl: He went and invented the yo-yo. |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along? |
| Submitted by Sandra Defrancesco:
knock knock! who's there? yo-yo yo-yo who? yo-yo man it's me! open up |
| Q: How many yo-yo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 97: One to change the bulb. One to film and edit the footage. One to host the video. 48 to download the video. Twelve to post asking what music was used, all in separate threads. Four to reply with the name of the music, all in separate threads. One to complain that he doesn't like that brand of lightbulbs. Twenty-five to dogpile him for daring to talk smack about that brand of light bulbs. One to tell everyone to chill out and relax. One to start dropping f-bombs. One to delete all related threads. One to ask if anyone has any videos of anyone changing light bulbs, four months later, starting the whole thing over again. |
| Q: What's the difference between a 13-year old with a modem who posts
100 times a day, and a kid too scared to talk to
anyone at contests? A: Nothing. |
| Q: What do you call a yo-yo player with a girlfriend?
A: You don't call him up to compete, that's for sure. |
| Q: What's the difference between a career in yoyos and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four. |
| Q: What do you call a yoyo-player with a girlfriend?
A: Whatever comes to mind - it's a new opportunity to coin a phrase! |
| Two people were walking down the street. One of them was a yoyo professional, the other one was broke also. |
| You know it's time to change your strings when...
1. Your yellow string...is no longer yellow. 2. You only have half a string attached to your finger. 3. They start to smell rotten and you can see a green haze comming of of it. 4. Your 1A Free Style unintentionally turns into a 4A freestyle. 5. When people stop asking if your yoyo unties knots. |
| Q: What's the difference between an Aerospin and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. |
| In der Regel wird mit roten Schnüren gespielt! |
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